A Mother (Lady Muck), her Daughter (1st Lady), Scottish goings on, tourism, funny comments, and some ulterior motives.
Greetings from Virginia. I arrived just 2 days ago and currently enjoying the fine weather and company. Staying at a good friends house, she keeps inviting me back too, most unusual.Anyway, I have something to share with you all, and I just couldn't wait until my return to Scotland. Once word is out, life will be so much simpler, especially for those who wear glasses or own a set of house keys.
You know that feeling when a pair of glasses go missing, only to be found in some silly place where you mindlessly left them, by the side of the loo, on top of the fridge, by the neighbours bed? Or your set of house keys disappears just as you're in a hurry to leave the house? Well I have the solution!
A keyring!
But this is no ordinary keyring! It's a tuba keyring!
Yes! This handy keyring will mean that you'll never wonder where the keys are again. No longer will you have to frantically search in trouser pockets or under newspapers as your partner blasts the car horn because you're running late for an appointment! A tuba keyring ensures that you're keys will be found in a timely fashion! The tuba keyring [patent pending #SDiary48725144] attaches easily to your valuables with it's handy dandy keyring attacher.
The tuba keyring comes with a user manual which includes an indepth FAQ section that addresses questions such as 'how on earth do I turn the key in the car ignition with a tuba keyring?'. Also included is a spare keyring attacher, and a catalogue for accessories.
Order now and save 20% on the neat tuba keyring carrier (which can double as a shopping cart).
Coming soon will be the Tuba car identifier! Lost your car? Cant remember where you parked in a car park with hundreds of spaces? Then attach the Tuba car identifier to the roof and never have that problem again (until the tuba identifier becomes too popular).
Me? Drinking? At this time of the morning?
8 comments:
Tuba wine or two I think somewhere!
How nice to read your sparkling wit again, and you are still as bold as er, brass!
I like how "advertisement" is your label. LMAO
Adull, I though there was only one s in brass? ;)
Hunterer, you'd better order one now, they're nearly sold oot!
Isn't it interesting how Americans spell the word for to "not have any more". In English, they say "lose".
In American, they say "loose", which means to "free up" or "untie" in English.
Two different languages in some ways.
Very entertaining reading
Very sharp!
Adull, your order of 5 tube keyrings had to be cancelled, you forgot to add the £695 for shipping and handling.
James, I sometimes get confused in my grammer, especially when I'm running between countries.
Scotland High quality - thank you.
1st Lady has given me a tuba keyring as a little gift from USA.
I would like to point out that it has a double use. My hubby is rather short of hearing and I find a little bit tuba music aimed at his unsuspecting ear does rather seem to get his attention.
On another point though, I have actually found my missing glasses in the freezer and I dont know if the tuba will fit in there? !
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